My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
wish my class was cool enough to have done this
Omg the teacher was like holy shit what at first
“stop being dead.. right now”
- Period cramps
- Sore tits
- Mood swings
- Picking out outfits for the day
- Styling hair after showering
- Having a hard time running cause of your tits
- Making sure you don’t get pregnant
- Carrying the baby
- Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
- Make sure you don’t get raped
- Having pedophiles hit on you
- Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t know you exist on the earth.
I will forever reblog, honestly.